
This week while sorting through boxes, I discovered these kid quotes I scribbled down during the first few months of 2009. Mark was 2, Tim was 6, and Daniel was 9. I don’t know if they are entertaining to anyone else, but they still make me laugh.
1/09:”My legs love to fight,” Mark admits as we try to pull him away from Timothy.
1/09: “Get your fingers off!” Mark screams as we try to help him steer the mini jeep.
1/09: To Mom, sitting at the school table, “Hey, I was sitting in that chair. Can you sit on my lap?” -Mark
1/30/09: “This is my room where I fight and build things and take naps and get changes.” -Mark
1/09: “It’s not really comfortable to play computer games before your first jobs are done.” -Timothy, discussing his daily moral dilemma.
2/09: Mark: “We need to go to Grandma’s house.”
Mom: “Which grandma?”
Mark: “The one with all the Legos and the sewing and the snacks and the little red cups!”
2/18/09: On the way to church on a cold February morning, Daniel says, “We wouldn’t want to send Cupid out in this weather. It would be hard to shoot an arrow and make anyone fall in love.”
2/20/09: Daniel, after viewing a stern photo of his ancestor, Daniel Spencer, said, “If great-grandpa Spencer were a dinosaur and they found a fossil of his skeleton, they would have a hard time knowing what he was really like because he would look pretty vicious. Thank goodness we have family history because he was really a good guy.”
3/1/09: Tim, on the carpet, “I’m making a snow angel. It’s not working.”
3/4/09: “When I wake up, I want to be in a jet. A red jet.” -Mark
3/5/09: Mark, handling a toy cement mixer, asks what it is called.
Mom: “It’s a cement mixer. It mixes cement.”
Mark: “And diapers. It mixes diapers.”
Mom: “How did you come up with that?”
Mark: “It’s just my observation.”
Mark, hearing Mom tell Dad about his “observation” quote asks, “Am I significant?”
3/6/09: Mark, displaying two of his Lightning McQueen cars, tells Paige, “These ones are sweet. But you don’t eat them.”
3/9/09: Mark, looking at the messy table after dinner, exclaims, “There are chili dots everywhere!”
3/10/09: Mark asks, “Are you the singing mommy?”
3/10/09: Taking in hand his electric toothbrush, Mark exclaims, “Start. Your. Engines!” and begins to brush.
3/21/09: Daniel, after spilling a little lemonade, remarks in a frustrated voice, “I just wish gravity wasn’t so strong. I mean, I’m grateful we’re not just floating around (although that would be fun sometimes) but I wish it wasn’t so easy to spill.
3/22/09: Discussing possible musical selections the kids can do for an upcoming sacrament meeting,
Mom: “Paige can play piano and Daniel and Timothy can sing.”
Mark: “And I can do flips!”