Mark’s friend: Here’s a candy apple for you!
Mark: Is it poisonous?
10-24-11
“Mom, just so you know, you’re carrying a 40-pound boy on your back.”
10-25-11
To Dad with messy hair at the breakfast table: “Wow, and I thought MY hair was funky. You look like a rock star!”
11-1-11
“I love you, Mom. I don’t think you even understand how much I love you.”