My neighbor was house hunting in town. They toured a property the other day and her 6 year-old daughter said that if the family chose to live at this house, she had a list of demands.
First, she would need a unicorn of her own.
Second, she would need to be home schooled.
I forget the rest of the list because I was snickering. Home school and a unicorn! Does she think home school would allow her more time to ride the unicorn?