I’m pretty sure we are missing a good time up north in the mountains where there’s a river, some tubes, and a cabin. It’s family reunion week at the Weber and we’re not there.
I wonder who won the candy game?
How was the group birthday party?
Who “got” to sleep in the bedroom right next to the bathroom?
What is everyone reading?
Have any of the kids fallen into the river (yet)?
I wonder if Mom is ready to take a therapy drive… say, to Wyoming?
How many gallons of weed spray have been dispersed by Dad?
Who is sleeping on the porch bed?
How many fish have been caught?
I’m pretty sure they were waiting for the Sanchez family to rebuild the rock dam. How did that go?
From which pines is the swing hanging this year?
Is there water in the little stream by the road?
Have the kids painted rocks with water?
Have there been any moose? …deer?…bears?
How many repairs have been made to the screen door this week?
Have there been any visits from Sterling or other family?
Have we had *the talk* about what to flush and what not to flush into the septic system?
When did the Finches come up?
Who brought the best junk food?
Are there any poppies left in bloom?
Have the creepy wire mattress skeleton swings been taken down?
Are the horses hungry? Have they nibbled any little hands?
Don’t bother answering any of my questions. Knowing details just makes it harder.