Trying to come up with a caption for this picture. Yes, I have better things I could be doing. Here are some options:
Hang up the phone, put down your tools and get some rest. That’s what I say. And if your belly happens to be showing, all the better.
That old shag carpet looks like the latest thing!
I just realized I never bought my children a toy box/little bed.
Notice that I haven’t forgotten to use sheets on my little bed.
I remember those sheets every now and then. Sheets were softer in the 70’s… and busier.
If this were a reality show, it would be called Little A in the Little B.
I am thinking big thoughts in this picture.
My name is Angie (hi, Angie) and I am a recovering thumb sucker. (Applause). I’ve been on the wagon for 27 years.
I’ve made the move to a king sized bed and I’m never going back.
Alas, the poor princess couldn’t sleep. Not only was there a pea under the mattress, but a hundred tinker toys, hot wheel cars, little green army men and plastic animals jabbing her in the back.
(Sigh.) Now if I could just get rid of the paparazzi I could get some sleep.
This is the mesmerized look of someone studying the glitter dots on a popcorn ceiling, hoping to find constellations.
*The End*
Is this my strangest post ever? Probably.